Pulitzer. Why do you spend all your money trying to beat Hearst. Why don’t you just eat him and be done with it.
he also thinks that Gavroche seems like a tasty morsel, if he added a bit of pepper and ate him with a salad.

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I shouldn’t be allowed to get bored. That’s all I’m saying.
I found this out because I was giving out too many Actual Cannibal Joseph Pulitzer awards.
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The amount of times I’ve listened to “The Bottom Line” from Newsies in the past half hour is ridiculous.
It’s the simplest solutions that bolster the bottom line… THEY’LL BE BEGGING TO PAY EVEN MORE
BE GLAD YOU’RE ALIVE BOY, I’D SAY THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE
HANNAH- Sir, I thought we talked about your cannibalism. It’s unhealthy, especially for the newsies.
PULITZER- Forget the newsies! I’m hungry!